“Amalia is drunk right now
Her face gets all mushy when she’s had a few to drink
Her whole jawline sags. . .”
I’m wondering if the punch is spiked
or if Amalia has her own private. . . source?
“Ashley is in the girl’s room
crying while looking in the mirror right now
She just can’t keep a straight face
Taught me how to sext
She’s totally out of your league”
Which one was Ashley?
Not all that attractive, for a guy
but topnotch funny
I check to see if my zipper is up. . .