ls it all that hard to stump trump?
what with his fat and frumpy rump
Squinting eyes all small and pigly
Wishing he had won more bigly
Watch him tweeting in the sleet
with his tiny hands and feet
He wants to get back to the stump shout days
Rip cord ready, he’ll jump always
Why do Americans just dismay me?
Why can’t they just learn to obey me?