An enterprising farmer’s wife in Nebraska was trying to develop a
new strain of popcorn. One, in which all the kernels would pop.
Unfortunately, in her zeal, she had developed a mutant popcorn that
exploded so violently, when heated, that kernels would come shooting
through the sides of the pot like a 22 caliber slugs.
Now it just so happened that Satan was on tour of Nebraska and was
peering into her kitchen window at just that time.
He was delighted and thought this corn would be a marvelous new way
to harass the locals in Hell. He took on a disguise and negotiated
with the lady until he got a sample to take back with him.
Satan developed snow clouds of the explosive corn and unleashed them
on the poor folks below.
Which only goes to show, Hell has snow flurries like a woman’s