Snow Flurries

An enterprising farmer’s wife in Nebraska was trying to develop a

new strain of popcorn. One, in which all the kernels would pop.

Unfortunately, in her zeal, she had developed a mutant popcorn that

exploded so violently, when heated, that kernels would come shooting

through the sides of the pot like a 22 caliber slugs.

Now it just so happened that Satan was on tour of Nebraska and was

peering into her kitchen window at just that time.

He was delighted and thought this corn would be a marvelous new way

to harass the locals in Hell. He took on a disguise and negotiated

with the lady until he got a sample to take back with him.

Satan developed snow clouds of the explosive corn and unleashed them

on the poor folks below.

Which only goes to show, Hell has snow flurries like a woman’s

corn!

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Chyfrin the Celtic poet

Artist, Poet, Electrical/Biomedical Engineer, Actor, Playwright, Set construction, Educator, Lover of womankind and single malt scotch

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