Valence

The weakest attractions in chemistry are collectively known as van der
Waals forces
hence the reason van der Waal could not remain bonded for any
significant length of time
London forces, the weakest of these forces, are caused by momentary
fluctuations of electron distribution symmetry in the atoms or by the
sudden onset of an irrational desire for fish and chips
Covalent bond
electrostatic attraction and sharing of valence electrons between two
consenting atoms
Ambivalent bond
quasi attraction of valence electrons between two atoms that seem real
depressed
Ionic bond
attraction resulting from the transfer of charged particles between two
consenting atoms
Ironic bond
attraction between two sarcastic atoms or one really sarcastic atom and
another atom known as the victim
Moronic bonds
well . . . you know
Nonpolar bonds
bonds occurring anywhere except the North or South Poles
Oxidation can be defined very simply as, the “addition” of oxygen
through a chemical process such as burning
Oxymoron
To burn an idiot

Published by

Chyfrin the Celtic poet

Artist, Poet, Electrical/Biomedical Engineer, Actor, Playwright, Set construction, Educator, Lover of womankind and single malt scotch

2 thoughts on “Valence”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s