New Year – the beginning of 2016

2015 was not a nice year for me
this century has not been much fun in general

I am grateful for the good things
and grateful to have survived
some of the worst trials of my existence

I resolve:
1) Not to burst into flames or bleed form every pore
2) To become the best writer that I can be
(despite all interruptions, comments and opinions to the contrary)
(and, yes, this means actually publishing the freakin books)
3) Not to help anyone hit me in the face, ass or any other part of my anatomy
(especially the tender parts)
4) Not to believe any nationally endorsed public figure that I don’t personally know
(this is not an abdication of the vote – i shall vote, as i always have)
5) To use my best judgement in all matters where I have the privilege of making any decision
6) Not to overtly or secretly defy the laws of nature, such as the law of gravity, law of respiration, transport of ions across membrane boundaries, ect. Nor shall I violate any of the rules of personal hygiene, such as sticking my hand into a running garbage disposal
7) Not to be an ass-hole – nuff said

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Chyfrin the Celtic poet

Artist, Poet, Electrical/Biomedical Engineer, Actor, Playwright, Set construction, Educator, Lover of womankind and single malt scotch

6 thoughts on “New Year – the beginning of 2016”

  1. 😊 this is awesome.
    My resolution is drink more water and don’t take any shit. I also vow to remain funny, remember to love and often pretend I’m in a western or a zombie flick every chance I get. 😊

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