The Tea House of the Amber Moon
Wherein Resides the Human Heart
and Any Number of Other Arcane Devices of Unknown Intent
Just after the storm
That came on All Hallows
(Or was it 2007?
can’t remember exactly)
I found this strange oriental house
On the far side of Otter Lake
I mean it wasn’t there
Before the storm . . .
Any way this guy named Wu Lei
Gave me this little piece of paper
That turned out to be a complimentary dinner
At the Tea House of the Amber Moon
I had to go
I mean it was free food . . .