Alice looked behind the Curtain
And Dorothy wasn’t there
Not even that . . . little dog
Is the Wizard gone?
Arthur’s bud must be under a rock
Cause he hasn’t been seen
Since he fell in Love
The Wizard is gone?
The little guys with furry feet
Are up to their kiesters in Orcs
And the Gray Guy just isn’t answering . . .
Where has the Wizard gone?
Fools rush in
Where wise grey-folk fear to tread . . .